Life's Greatest Accomplishments

Some of my life's greatest feats have come about in the past week or so.

First: Driving straight through from Claremont, California to Rexburg, Idaho.

-I would like to attribute this accomplishment to my sweet stereo system but I would be lying if I said that this was the primary source of my success. It was all because of DAVID SUNFLOWER SEEDS. Thanks to love itself and pure consideration of my life, a dear friend armed me with these bad boys and I hit the road hard and made it in one piece. Kids, driving for 14 hours straight ain't so bad. So Eat. Spit. Be happy.

Second: Illness to the nth degree.
-Not only did I manage to get the stomach flu two days before my expedition to Rexburg... I also managed to get sick as soon as I arrived. For the girl who is surely immune to swine flu and who gets sick (maybe) once every two years, I undertook two illnesses in a weeks time. I made it almost 21 years of life without catching strep throat but it wiggled it's way into my life at the opportune time.

Third: 2 pints in 24 hours.

Boom. Addiction to a specific food is ALWAYS a reality in the world of Eva. I do not consider it an issue. Save it be Dr. Pepper and gum, these addictions usually come and go. Right now, my heart belongs to Ben and Jerry. If you open the freezer in my apartment you will find about 8 pints of B 'n' J sitting, waiting to be devoured. Not all of them are mine and there is an established respect for this ice cream amongst the roommates. The 24 hour period before I went to the doctor to see about my strep throat, I personally ate a pint of "IMAGINE WORLD PEACE" and "PEANUT BUTTER CUP." I'm not crying about it. The irony of it all... After being diagnosed my doctor advised me that the worst thing for my throat is ice cream and encouraged me to give up B 'n' J until I finished my prescription. I lasted 5 days and you can bet your life that as part of my balanced breakfast this morning, I squeezed in several bites of "Karamel Sutra."
WORTH IT.

Fourth: One pair of True Religion Jeans and one pair of Seven's For All Mankind Jeans for $250


-Monday quickly made its way only my "Top 5 E squared Days" list. I refuse to wholly disclose the debauchery that took place Monday afternoon but it was too good to be true. After a long day of walking and shopping I stumbled upon a little boutique, the only one in Idaho Falls, that sells True Religion Jeans. After trying on some 4 pairs, 3 fit perfectly. I knew I did not have the funds to make such a purchase and so began the negotiations... Walked away with $500 worth of jeans for $250. Blessed day!