The World Can Read

According to recent financial reports, Apple has become the greatest technology company in the world, surpassing its constant competition with Microsoft. Oh happy day! Apple's total shares come in at about 222 billion and Microsoft came in at about 219 billion. Way to go, Apple.

So here's my plug... DO IT! A PC is just a bad habit. Let go of those foolish traditions of mediocrity and let yourself have the best.

In conclusion... VERIZON: Please get your crap together and get the iPhone on the shelves... I'm dying here!

Conspicuous

Sometimes stating the obvious can be informational for some.

1. White girls can't do nails and white boys can't dance.

2. Once you go MAC you never go back.

3. Miley Cyrus is Jank.

4. Styx is the best rock band of all time.

5. Bump-it's are classy-for-trashy.

I've Folded

If you would have asked me a year ago what I was going to do with my Political Science degree, I would have said, "Well I'm not quite sure but I sure as heck am not going to go to law school." (I'm studying for the LSAT)

If you would have asked me a year ago if I wanted to go out for fro yo or ice cream, I would have said, "Ice cream makes me sick! Let's go to PinkBerry!" (I eat pints of ice cream at a time.)

If you would have asked me a year ago who my best friend was, I would have said, "I can't choose one, people are way too disappointing and friends are replaceable." (E squared)

If you would have asked me a year ago who my favorite band was, I would have said, "I have a serious lady crush on Regina Spektor." (Regina has nothing on Tommy Shaw)

I guess I changed my mind.

Do You Need A Tissue?

Why is everyone crying?

Eat some ice cream!

Yeah, I live with my best friends. Yeah, that's our freezer.

Is eating a pint of ice cream a day really a problem? How about 2? 3? 4? Welp, that's what the gym is for.

And once the ice cream fails to keep you full... Off to the big city (Idaho Falls) for some sushi.

If you're crying... Get over it.